Break Truck Burrito

Here's a little background on this song for all that aren't familiar with it. The Break Truck (AKA, roach coach or shit wagon) is a catering service that comes by the jobsite usually twice a day, at break and lunch time. Typically, the items on the truck barely classify as edible and include sodas, Twinkies, burritos, candy bars, chips, shepherds pie, soy bean burgers, hot dogs, hot wings, vienna sausages, and other various severely over-processed foodstuffs.

Enjoy.

I was at the site one day
When break time rolled around
I undid my buckle
And I laid my tool pouch down
Went to the break truck
To see what I could see
A break truck burrito
Was staring back at me

Chorus:
It was a break truck burrito
They always give me gas
A break truck burrito
It'll tear out your ass
If you have one I hope you don't
Have your good drawers on
Tell the foreman I'll be back in a while
I'm going to the Porta-Jon

I snached up that greasy burrito
And chowed that fucker down
Not ten minutes later
My gut made an awful sound
I could feel the loose stool brewing
Deep inside of me
Thought it was gas but I learned my lesson
When I filled up my BVD's

(Chorus)

Now you may think this story
Really isn't true
But if you did my laundry
You'd believe it too
Those break truck burritos
Aren't made with meat and beans
They fill them up with colon cleanse
To make you shit your jeans

(Chorus)

Tell the foreman I'll be back in a while
I'm going to the Porta-Jon
Tell the foreman I'll be back in a while
I'm going to the Porta-Jon

-Written, composed, and performed by AT
(© copyright 1997)

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