Wednesday, March 03, 2004

My favorite engineer joke

An Electrical Engineer, a Structural Engineer, a Civil Engineer, and a Mechanical Engineer were sitting at a bar discussing the wonders of the human body.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "God must be a Mechanical Engineer. Look at the way all of the joints and muscles work together to create such an efficient machine."

"I disagree," said the Electrical Engineer. "With the complexity of the nervous system, it's blatantly obvious that God is an Electrical Engineer."

"Naw," said the Structural Engineer, "God has to be a Structural Engineer. The skeletal system of the human body is a veritable masterpiece of structural engineering."

"Indubitably," said the Civil Engineer. "Although, I know for a fact that God is a Civil Engineer."

"How's that?" all of the others ask.

"Because only a Civil Engineer would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area."

How true.

Peace.

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